im cooler than u

quixotic

i have an insatiable thirst for knowledge 

she/her
im cooler than u
out of curiosity why do you hate pizzaforpresident exactly

yzma:

communismkills:

He’s some fourteen-year-old who thinks he’s cool shit on the internet when mommy still tells him his bed time.

Go off

lesbianmooncolony:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: anybody who claims that “male/female” are words for sex and “man/woman” are words for gender is just looking for a way to call trans women “male”

Hey maybe I should blog

Is Alfie Enoch now going round as Alfred?

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

murderwhitepeople:

poppasmirk:

murderwhitepeople:

White women are paid more than men of colour on average.

Most men in the world are men of colour.

Ergo, white women are paid more than most men.

But they never want to mention that.

I do not agree with murdering white people. Or murdering anyone for that matter.

Amazing! I don’t care!

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

ppl defend prophet muhammad with pedophile/rape rumors with aisha by saying they married when she was old enough and had sex when she was old enough to make a decision but she was only 9... idk how to defend that anymore?

Anonymous

there are two explanations really

9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 50. Left or right handed? 66. Do you like long or short hair?

Anonymous

9. about 5’ 6”

10. UK 8

14. eh no

50. right

66. on me? atm, short. on others? idk it depends lol :)

68-70?

hm maybe maths or spanish idk

extrovert

noppe